Me: What is the name of my blog?
Him: (long pause) All the Joys
Me: What do I typically write about?
Him: free shit people send you, and other blogs
Me: What’s a popular fashion item for women right now?
Him: (laughs) What are you typing? I haven't said anything. Accessory? Hmmm... Tory Burch flats - is that an accessory?
Me: Why do women go to out for Girls Night?
Him: to complain about their husbands. Can you get me a beer?
Me: What are you thoughts on Pinterest?
Him: Sometimes strikes, sometimes gutters.
Me: If you could have any job what would it be?
Him: Bullpen catcher
Me: What’s the best gift to give a woman?
Him: flowers, jewelry, a baby.
Me: What does YOLO stand for?
Him: YOLO? (confused look) Y-O-L-O? I have no idea.
Me: What is our favorite thing to do together?
Him: Travel
Me: What do I do when I’m home alone?
Him: (smiles) Sleep I guess
Me: And what do you do when you’re home alone?
Him: Uhh watch tv.
Me: What is my favorite activity?
Him: Blogging.
Me: What do women keep in their purse?
Him: What kind of woman? Everything. Anything that will fit. So you can't find anything that you need. My beer is empty.
Me: What’s my favorite accessory?
Him: Not jewelry. Your scarf that you wear all the time. That one scarf.
Me: What’s an acceptable amount to spend on a pair of shoes?
Him: Depends how often you are going to wear them. Couple hundred bucks?
Me: What is your favorite trait about me, not physical?
Him: How good you are with the girls. So, caring.
Me: What’s my favorite TV show?
Him: Your favorite tv show? Bachelor. Or do you want one that's on now? Real Housewives of anywhere.
Me: Who is a current celebrity “it” couple?
Him: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. Lucky!
Me: What celebrity would play you in a movie?
Him: (smiles) Seth Rogan
Me: Whats your favorite memory of our relationship?
Him: Hmmmm... That's a long time. Seeing you hold our babies for the first time.
Me: Anything else you’d like to say?
Him: My beer is still empty.
So there you have it. Also, it's pretty clear that I might have bribed him with beer. YOLO!
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